Ellison-Gordon Hepatitis, duty free lighters Brought ‘em all back from a foreign land Snails in wine and such are fine If you come from the country of Yves Montand Be that at it may, I have to say Chorus Macaroni and mice, boiled eggs and lice It'll make you think twice as much as Bangers and mash, eat beans for a dash It'll make you think twice, it's lovely! Eating bowels that are stuffed with spleen Will make you turn green or even blue You're taking a chance if you eat chow mein ‘Cause the average doggy is hard to chew Be that at it may, I have to say Repeat Chorus Macaroni and mice…………….repeat and fade