Why would you make this newborn child The receiving end of a life so vile Out of which nothing good will arise Another waste of space for me to despise Wasted! drank and smoked While you were pregnant Jerk! beat your wife When she wouldn't listen Do i need to spell it out for you? This kid of yours is f**ing doomed Can't take care of your own selves There's no way out you're now forever stuck With this one mistake You'll be the only ones to blame When this sh** comes blowing back Right in your face