R. Stevie Moore - Forecast lyrics

Will it snow snow snow I don't know know know Will the weather be forever You won't know till you Wake up and see tomorrow Barometer pressure's down fifty percent Cause the raindrop index is high Expect a temperature of eighty below You can kiss your thermometer bye Cold front warm front drinking the rain Till the oceanic bottle is dry Hurricane betsy is at it again You could call it rejuvenation No such thing as a fair sky Cold showers aren't too much fun Lightning zaps and thunderclaps And the stars have eaten the sun Bob lobertini has frozen his weenie And the clouds are gettin too thick Smoke 'n fog and foke 'n smog Don't this weatherman kick And everytime the day change try to rearrange Something tells me i'm gettin sick Differential time zone seventy-nine The air pressure is nearly on ten Numbers in mud on the radar bud Yesterday's with us again High humidity my stupidity Perspiration k**ed five men Don't go outside Don't go outside Don't go outside Don't go outside Will the weather be forever You won't know till you Wake up and die tomorrow