R. Stevie Moore - Pink Litmus Paper Shirt lyrics

I read the news today oh boy Terrorism I'll never fly to israel My doctor’s telling me Gotta stop partying I'll never get out of bed I need a quick lunch, ah Pink litmus paper shirt Saw fit I need a chipmunk, ah Pink litmus paper shirt How's all my friends back home, who cares? They know i’m not well I'll never understand this world There's no new girl, it's all a rumor Not true not true I'll never share romance again I need a quick lunch, ah Pink litmus paper shirt Saw fit saw I need a chipmunk, ah Think if she'd pay for dirt Is my watch fast?