The last drink it was the last drink The last time I served a drunk his hand on my thigh and spill My favorite shirt wet and sh**ty life's too short and whats more I'm too pretty I won't serve, deliver, carry or fetch I deserve to eat the food I schlep I won't wear or flair your apron or cap I don't even hear your "excuse me" I heard you but you didn't hear me I told you our fries aren't fat free you can whine, throw a fit we all know you can b**h at me but I'm too pretty for cleaning the try while wasting away I'm a star you know I am and that is why you can't look me in the eye cause you'll freak I mean look at me I'm so bored of you and your half ham sandwich I judge and I "HAHAHA" at you just admit let's get down to the nitty gritty that I'm too pretty for cleaning the floors while serving you who*es I'm the gem that you know I am and that must be why I can barely get by in this hole yeah I know I'm too good to spend even a part of my life with you and this *blows raspberry* stained room yes please yell we can all go to hell in this city cause I'm too pretty it just hit me that I'm too pretty who's with me? I''m just too pretty too damn pretty