No doubt I'm a grrl who looks kinda strange but I'm real right here in the game Where other girls fade I pop off the page Which is really evident when I prowl ‘cross a stage And by real I mean I'm standing right here in your face Down to Third Earth chyck in the place Give you my all go to the wall I'll be the one catching you when you fall But yer spending less time with me And more time with zines and your p**n movies Chyck with rack and back out to there Airbrushed, Photoshopped and some help with her hair Funny how those chix get away with it But I put on hair and it's the opposite Ink-born pretty young thing make no mistake It ain't ‘bout hate but why should I have to wait And take a back seat to that cookie cutter-a** paperdoll Big stapled navel-piercing –having paperdoll Primped, posed like a pretzel paperdoll Left alone while you sweat some paperdoll (you wanna get off to her) Don't wanna get off to me (you wanna get off to her) Yer gonna get off to me (you wanna get off to her) You better get off to me Cuz that chyck ain't here and ain't never gonna be Yer dabbling in digital babes Pursuing pixels and I'm making waves Cuz I deserve better than a peck and a shake Not sure how much more of this I can take And by that I mean I can't even try to get dressed Without running smack into some triple-x Go have yer fun but I ain't the one Keep igging me like this and we're done I so get you like fantasy photos Mainlining those'll keep you home I suppose But you spend five minutes with me And fifty-five with that—how can I compete Do I have to put on heels and a thong Before you realize I'm the one who got it going on I might for you but you prolly won't notice Too busy macking 2-D to even focus And see me dolled up like yer cookie cutter-a** paperdoll Leather lace in yer face fake paperdoll Doin' duty big booty havin' paperdoll Won't choose me over that dang paperdoll (you wanna get off to her) Don't wanna get off to me (you wanna get off to her) Yer gonna get off to me (you wanna get off to her) You better get off to me Cuz that chyck ain't here and ain't never gonna be I'ma burn all these magazines Stomp your DVDs to smithereens You buy more I'll just X them too Or I'll be forced to make an ex out o' you And by that I mean exactly what you think it sounds like You change, you compromise or take a hike I came first I refuse to be second To a celluloid figment fantasy homewrecker I'm not a good grrl and I won't pretend to be But I'm a great grrlfriend that you don't even see Got no clue what you want from me Or why you front with me to put it bluntly Take a good look at what you might lose Take a sec to walk a good mile in my shoes Take it like a man when yer cryin' the blues ‘Bout a p**ycat who went stray and refused To take a back seat to yer cookie cutter-a** paperdollz Fake b**b-having spread eagled paperdollz Made up and barely legal paperdollz Up to me you won't see no paperdollz (you wanna get off to her) Don't wanna get off to me (you wanna get off to her) Yer gonna get off to me (you wanna get off to her) You better get off to me Cuz that chyck ain't here and ain't never gonna be You so obsessed with them paperdollz (you wanna get off to her) Don't wanna get off to me You gon' get left with them paperdollz (you wanna get off to her) Don't wanna get off to me Go on and keep them paperdollz (you wanna get off to her) Don't wanna get off to me But you can't sleep with them paperdollz Cuz that chyck ain't here and ain't never gonna be