R (Letter) - CONtact lyrics

[Random] I been performin for years; stealin shows like a smooth crook 'Til one day my mans like dude, look What if fans come and see you at a con And they never been? So I wrote me a rule book Cause some things at concerts are totally fine But they just don't apply at a con, so I'ma give you ten tips to maximize fun But you can't pick and choose, gotta follow each one Rule one! That's the most important of all the rules Before you go, wear comfortable shoes Cause you'll be walkin all day and if your dogs bark You'll miss out on a lot, so it pays to be smart Number two! And speakin of payin - bring cash Cause the ATM fees gon' make you mad And standin in them lines is a ha**le Vendeos love green so it makes it much easier to haggle Number three! And make sure you schedule your moves Cause more's gon' be goin on than you'll have time to do And some events are ticketed so if you wanna go Grab one, come back, cause if ya slow ya blow! Rule four, somethin that might sound strange But please, do not, forget, to bathe~! With thousands of folks cooped up in one spot You bound to be in line with the guy that forgot! Number five! Talk to everybody cause you just never know Who's who what's what and what they know And read the name badges and ask good questions Cause you could be standin next to a legend Number six! Don't go overboard spendin dough It's a really bad feelin when it's time for you to go And you realize you need gas and somethin to eat But shoot - that one almost happened to me Anyway! Number seven, pack yourself a con kit Aspirin, hand sanitizer, and breath mints Cause while you're bein friendly, keep in mind Most guys don't wash they hands when they go to the john And speaking of meetings, there's rule number eight Comic Cons are NOT the best place to find dates Better see ID before you start romancin Or before you know it you chillin with Chris Hansen Number nine! Better keep the camera charged You gon' see some things that you wanna share wit'cha squad From elaborate costumes to childhood idols Bringin home pictures is absolutely vital Number ten! Somethin you should do while you there Is if you're enjoyin it, register for next year! There's plenty more but I won't bother you with every one And besides that'll ruin all the fun If you never experienced, you gotta do it once And all the hard rocks out, they'd probably front But it's unreal; folks think I'm kiddin Then they walk on that Con floor and turn into a kid again So don't become a slave to yourignorance Don't be afraid to try somethin different I went in oh-seven and I haven't missed it since The lines get longer, the stench more intense But I can't imagine sittin up in the house Missin out, wonderin what the fuss is about And don't forget to holla at Ran if you should see me I'll be at the Capcom booth, signin CD's Peace!