R (Letter) - Don of the Slums Interlude lyrics

[Brentalfloss] Make yourself comfortable Ehehehe! Hi, my, name, is, Don, Cor-neo And, I, just, want, some-one, to, love Yes that's Don Cor-neo not to be confused with Corleone... No Some may say that I'm kind of a perv But not at all, cause Poppa Don told me If there's gra** on the field Then it's time to play - ball I keep some whips and chains Normal lovemakin bores me Just listen to my name In spanish it means Mr. Horny Hi Tifa, nice to meet you Your shirt is almost see-through Yes that's a salami in my pocket But I am glad to see you So welcome to my mansion My palace of romancin You want some information And I wanna get your pants and, so... We both have something the other, wants Ehehehe! Hi, my, name, is, Don, Cor-neo And, I, use a hula hoop, to hold up, my pants Yes I am obese but there's more to looooooove... Well Some may say that I'm a s**ual deviant But I would say that I am rather lenient The term s** slave Makes it sound, so, bad~!! I want a bride who won't run When it's s**y time, though if I Have to chase you I won't mind I just need my inhaler! When I bring in other women she's not mad at me I can punch her and she won't call it battery Because right now the only thing attracted to me Is... gravity So come here girl, slip out of those jeans I'll ditch those other two, switch scenes Crossdressers, who*ehouses? Are you sure this game's for teens?