R.e.m. - Star 69 lyrics

[Verse 1] You don't have to take the bar exam to see What you've done is ignoramus 103 What have I got to hang my hat on You don't have a pot to pee in All this just to be your friend I was there until the end Extortion and arson, petty larceny [Chorus] I know you called, I know you called, I know you called I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line Star 69 [Verse 2] I know all about the warehouse fire I know squirrels didn't chew the wires 3 people have my number The other 2 were with me I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy This time you have gone too far with me [Chorus] [Verse 3] Why'd you put your quarter down on me? This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy I can't be your character witness I can't be your alibi Doorbell rings it's the FBI We learned Spy vs. Spy You, my friend, are guilty as can be [Chorus][x2]