R.e.m. - Crush With Eyeliner lyrics

(berry/buck/mills/stipe) I know you I know you've seen her She's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road Walking down the street Will i never meet her? She's a real woman-child Oh, my kiss breath turpentine I am smitten I'm the real thing (i'm the real thing) Have you seen her come around? My crush with eyeliner I'm in like I'm infatuated It's all too much - the pressure She's all that i can take What position should i wear? Cop an attitude? (you fake her) How can i convince her? (fake her) That i'm invented too, yeah I am smitten I'm the real thing (i'm the real thing) We all invent ourselves And, uh, you know me Yeah, she's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road She's her own invention (she's her own invention) That gets me in the throat What can i make myself be? Life is strange, yeah (life is strange) What can i make myself be? (fake her) To make her mine? I am smitten I'll do anything (i'll do anything) A kiss breath turpentine, My crush with eyeliner I am smitten You know me (yeah, you know me) I could be your frankenstein My crush with eyeliner I am smitten I'm the real thing (i'm the real thing) Won't you be my valentine? My crush with eyeliner