Singing in the bathtub Sitting all alone Tearing out a tonsil Just like a baritone Never take a shower It's an awful pain Singing in the shower Is like singing in the rain Oh, there is dirt to be abolished But do not forget one thing While your body's washed and polished Sing brother sing! You can yodel opera Even while you scrub Everyone is happy While singing in the tub I'm forever blowing bubbles Pretty bubbles in the air A ring around the bathtub Isn't so nice to see But a ring around the bathtub Is a rainbow to me Reaching for a towel Ready for a rub Everyone is happy While singing in the tub