[Verse 1: R.A. The Rugged Man] Ayo, ladies love Rugged, I'm a casanova And once I make love to you, baby, it's all over Your boyfriend beat you up, call me if you need some loving Or if he's corny in the bed and you just need a good f**ing I'm living every man's dream I'm in my mid 30's and I'm strictly f**ing b**hes that are barely 18 In bed women say ''oh, he's clever'' When I'm dead chicks will probably miss me more than the late Heath Ledger Yeah, they love me long time, it's like it's '89 And I'm Christopher Williams and Al B. Sure! combined And I'll never leave 'em, man-eater, dammit, I need her, she a diva Lend her the visa to feed her, please her, I'm eager to ease her Turn on your radio, chica chica, I know my voice turn you on Take off your panties, make love to the speaker, come on [Hook: Eamon] You know I love to f**, tearing up that bu*t They always make me feel at home Never leaving me alone, never leaving me alone I swear they love the dick, drip, drip, drip They don't forget my balls They often long to bring me home Never leaving me alone, never leaving me alone [Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man] Ayo, figured the way to get paid is to grab the mic rehearse, you know Smooth as Jermaine, so baby, don't take it personal Say I'm arrogant and co*ky, wha, who me? Kissing on your neck, woman, you can't refuse me I got a crush on that big b**h Missy Elliott After I f** Missy maybe she can write me a hit Your man repeatedly cheating, I'm treating you decent, we meeting I'm leaving you screaming, fiending, reaching, you making your weekend Call me Mandingo Kenny Norton It's true I'm the ugliest dude getting p**y since Billy Bob Thornton You need d**, I can get 'em a little coke for your nose In the clubs that's how you get models to take off clothes In high school I was the type always beating up teachers And getting head from the cheerleaders under the bleachers Smoother than Jeffrey Osborne, more bu*tery than popcorn Beautiful women all over the globe keeping my co*k warm So don't be jealous That you're stuck home with a bunch of kids and a fat wife Yeah, you wished you lived my life [Hook] [Verse 3: R.A. The Rugged Man] Women can't handle my voice, it's so s**y and smooth All I gotta do is talk and b**hes get in the mood You're the best at dicks**ing, here's some mouthwash Clean your mouth before you go home and start kissing your husband You're insecure, you feel low? I'll give you some attention You need a confidence booster, a little love and affection Girl, you look good enough to eat, so sweet and petite I'll take your shoes and socks off and I'll s** on your feet And lick your ankles and your knees and your thighs and uh Slowly making my way, I'mma make you cum all day After the s** it make me nervous how these b**hes be acting They on some rabbit in a pot sh** like Fatal Attraction I'm back [Verse 4: Eamon] Filthy's my friend, s** is the term Difference with them, face full of s**m Once I was blind, but now I see These ladies want me more than I believe And I love how they love everything I'm about Poking that a**, bust through that mouth After we cuddle and kiss through the night [Hook]