R.A. The Rugged Man - Boxing Freestyle lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm Sugar Ray Robinson, Pound For Pound the best And you overprotected, never been in no real test Mike Tyson eat your kids for lunch I'm like Willie Pep, I can win a round without throwing a punch Lennox Lewis had a gla** jaw If my grandmother hit him on the chin, he'd probably hit the floor Roberto Duran, all time greatest lightweight Prince Naseem was wack, all the hype was fake Leon Spinks was the ultimate slacker Sugar Ray Leonard was great but he should've lost to Hagler The seventies had the best heavyweights From Ali, Frazier, to George Foreman, there were so many Greats Bob Foster hit way too hard He would've put Antonio Tarver and Roy Jones in the graveyard Some of y'all might disagree But Larry Holmes might have been the best, even better than Ali Greatest Puerto Rican fighter, Carlos Ortiz Runner up, Wilfredo Gomez in the early eighties Worst Puerto Rican fighter is John Ruiz Winky Wright beat Shane Mosley two times with ease Pernell Whitaker was robbed so many different occasions Mike McCallum represented hard for the Jamaicans Kostya Tszyu made Zab do the funky chicken Years later, Ricky Hatton had Kostya Tszyu quitting Iran Barkley repped the BX Christy Martin was the first popular fighter of the opposite s** Golota punched Riddick Bowe repeatedly in the dick Then when he fought Mike Tyson, he b**hed out and quit James Toney was a sk**ed technician Jack Johnson beat white boys and f**ed their women Floyd Patterson got knocked out by Sonny Liston Paulie Ayala always seemed to get the gift decision Arturo Gatti take the best a** whipping Jim Lampley and the rest of the HBO cheerleaders do the most a** kissing He jerked Bernard Hopkins during his ten year reign They stole his belts from him and gave them to Jermain Va**iliy Jirov nearly murdered Joe Mesi Joe Calzaghe annihilated Jeff Lacy John Mugabi's nickname was the beast Corrales-Castillo, the first fight was a masterpiece Julian Jackson crushed Terry Norris Mayorga knocked out Forrest Hearns-Hagler taught us what a war is Trying to find the next heavyweight great They thought it was Ibeabuchi but he went to jail for rape Bob Arum's a weasel, and Don King is evil Floyd Mayweather is good but he gotta fight better people We watched Oscar De La Hoya get rich He nearly outpointed Felix Trinidad, but then he ran like a b**h Barrera, Morales, Julio Cesar Chavez Mexican fighters was f**ing up men heads And we never got to see the best, Salvador Sanchez Ricardo Lopez retired undefeated Larry Holmes beat Michael Spinks, but he got cheated Manny Pacquiao's speed is heated, believe it, you heed it Oliver McCall smoked crack and had a nervous breakdown Riddick Bowe knocked out Holyfield in the eighth round Jake Lamotta had the best chin When Mike Tyson beat Spinks that was his best win They stopped fifteen round fights after Duk Koo Kim The biggest disappointment was probably Gold medalist, Mark Breland Emile Griffith was accused of hanging out with queers Tony Ayala went to jail for sixteen years Michael Grant fought pitifully Vito Antuofermo was a champ from Italy Chris Byrd beat Vitali Fernando Vargas best win was Ike Quartey Who fought the best competition? Juan LaPorte Leavander Johnson k**ed in the ring, R.I.P Tommy Morrison was diagnosed with H.I.V First round, Earnie Shavers finished Kenny Norton Michael Dokes and Tony Tucker was both coke-snorting