Can't tell your a** from a hole in the ground You'd lose your f**ing head if it wasn't screwed on You smile and you nod like you understand I'll slap that grin off your face with the back of my hand You're a drroling f**ing moron with a hole in your head A sh** talking veggie who'd be better off dead An imbecile, an idiot a perpetual sap You've gotta read the directions on a child-proof cap You're stupid and you think it's funny I bet you believe in the Easter Bunny You're stupid and you thinks its cool You think its cute when you play the fool [Repeat first verse] I hate stupid people [12x] [Repeat second verse]