I've got a little problem that I can't control at all I like to kidnap little children from the local shopping mall I chop them up in pieces even though I know it's vile I'm just a helpless victim and I'll say so at my trial they'll never get me i'm pleading insanity i'm getting off scot free i'm pleading insanity my mommy used to beat me senseless with a rubber hose made me play naked twister and stuck her p**y in my nose because i was abused so bad it warped my f**ing brain i'm k**ing little children is how i deal with all this pain my shrink says i'm a victim and i couldn't help myself but six months down the road from now he'll say that i am well i'll thank my shrink and my attorney for helping me get free i've got plans for a relapse and another murder spree