What´s the matter with you,you idiot? I was rude to some girl Big deal.So what? If you´re better be Or you´ll find yourself on a shorter leash Every day,every night You report to my side Got a prblem with that?Well, that´s to bad That´s the way that you keep the prize you have: Sticking close to me My little pekinese Never making me thank you or say please Every day,every night You report to my side I don´t care,if it´s right... You best accept it Chorus: So i´m selfish! Aren´t you,with your property? I can´t help it! If I could i wouldn´t be! So i´m selfish! Don´t confuse,it with jealousy! Can´t you tell it Isn´t meant as flattery? Oughta wear a label saying... You´re mine,all mine! Shouldn´t have to pretend;we should be tight Shouldn´t panic if you slip out of sight But I guess I do And it´s because of you Always seeing the worst of me shine through Every day,every night You report to my side I don´t care if it´s right... You best accept it Chorus: So i´m selfish! Aren´t you,with your property? I can´t help it! If I could i wouldn´t be! So i´m selfish! Don´t confuse,it with Jealousy! Can´t you tell it Isn´t meant as flattery? Oughta wear a label saying... You´re mine,all mine! I´ll admit,I´m a bit Overbearing Sue me then,I´m not in- To the sharing-not in the least I´ll brand,you my man Like you´re cattle! And if I´m obsessed,you´re still possessed Just nod a lot and answer yes! Chorus: So i´m selfish! Aren´t you,with your property? I can´t help it! If I could i wouldn´t be! So i´m selfish! Don´t confuse,it with jealousy! Can´t you tell it Isn´t meant as flattery? Oughta wear a label saying... You´re mine,all mine!