Queen Ansleis - Laments Of A Mattress lyrics

[Skit] Hehmm, what? f** you, I'm walking out, it's my apartment Green striped sheets lifted from me I am free of two very heavy bodies Once we three had slept soundly But I couldn't keep them around Fold the blankets down And found new sleeping ground Bed springs squeaking Tires squealing away from one another We all used to be lovers here Bodies playing Stay they'll Stay like their boxes stacked Stay labeled and separated Go ahead take the couch I know I don't want to sit next to nobody Go ahead take the fridge and all I don't want you going hungry Go ahead take the cat I know you're only gonna be coming back Go ahead take it all I know how you've wanting to settle down down down Has it always been settling down? down down The one on the left says to the on the right I could make a very good wife for you The one on the right to the one on the left Let's take this one step at a time One on the the right says to the one on the left You know I need you all the time I ah I The one on the left says to the one on the right I think I've changed my mind I can't help but think My insides have to sing Now the weight gets the better of me And my insides have to sing Song for the sad ones Who say they'll marry they guess She's wearing a white dress if he behaves his very best Song for the sad ones Who say they'll marry they guess She's wearing a white dress if he behaves his very best Song for the sad ones Who say they'll marry they guess She's wearing a white dress if he behaves his very best Song for the sad ones Who say they'll marry they guess She's wearing a white dress if he behaves his very best Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Go ahead take the couch I know I don't want to sit next to nobody Go ahead take the fridge and all I don't want you going hungry Go ahead take the cat I know you're coming back so Go ahead take it all I know how you've been You've been wanting to all this time To settle down all Has it always been settling down? down down My elastic, steel and spring They will tell you everything If you lay down For a minute Oh my elastic, steel and spring They will tell you everything If you lay down For a minute The mattress maker's making his living by the minute, by the minute The mattress maker's making his living by the minute, by the minute The mattress maker's making his living by the minute, by the minute The mattress maker's making his living by the minute, by the minute So, go ahead