Puthy Publishing Co. - Half Intelligent lyrics

[Verse 1: Ron Underwood] Will you fall in love with the man who gave you AIDS Although you're one in a hundred? Will you participate in the "Running of the Bulls"? I bet you will Will you take everything you feel inside Out on your children? Oh And will you blame everything you ever do On your own folks? [Chorus 1: Ron Underwood] No! Because you're Half-Intelligent- Sometimes a bit belligerent Sometimes it's hard to find Someone who blames one's self on one's own crime [Verse 2: Ron Underwood] You say "Why can't I melt away, just cease to exist Just for one day?" Oh Because I know you'll never do the math! You'll never do the math I would like to turn a switch to make you self-aware Quite soon I hope you don't hate me because I've tried Oh I've tried, but you don't listen [Chorus 2: Ron Underwood] No! Because you're Half-Intelligent- Sometimes a bit belligerent Sometimes it's hard to find Someone who blames one's self on one's own crime You say nobody loves you Surrounded by your lovers One look ahead you'll realize you're better off than others [Guitar Solo 1] Ha Hah Hah Sorry did I break your concentration? Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah [Verse 3: Ron Underwood] Are you gonna let me teach you how to kick your own a**? Am I gonna make the memory last? Pretty-please don't complain about the things you don't got! Shut your mouth whether you like it or not! [Guitar Solo 2] Believe in me (2×) Oh yeah [Chorus 2: Ron Underwood]