Pushing 40 - 45 Is The New 15 lyrics

VERSE 1 I thought when I grew old I'd just fall apart Become a bitter angry wrinkled old fart But I realize now that I have reached middle age Just like a fine wine I grow better with age VERSE 2 You kids today you think that you're all that Boy I gotta tell you that that's totally whack We can do what you can do but we can do it better And we're gonna do it in a cool dad sweater CHORUS You wear your pants down low to make your bu*t be seen I'll show off my plumbers crack and make all the ladies scream Forget about youth and the ages in between Move over sonny cause 45's the new 15 VERSE 3 You worship Twilight with it's moody shirtless guys They're a far cry from Spicoli at Ridgemont High What? You think that dubstep's an original fad? Where you think the Robot comes from? FROM YOUR DAD CHORUS You spike your mohawk, and then you dye in green, My hairline is receding, but with my hat it can't be seen We're going out, I gotta find my stone-washed jeans, Move over sonny cause 45's the new 15 BRIDGE You have zits, well I also have zits How do you get rid of those? I don't know, I don't know We're more similar than you think, Except you can't drinkOhhhh CHORUS You're chasing girls around with your muscles flexed I'm overweight and married, but that's 20 years of regular s** So put us on the front of Tiger Beat Magazine Move over kiddies cause 45's the new 15 CHORUS You hide your cigarettes so you don't get caught I'll sit in my living roomwhat rhymes with caught? Forget about youth and the ages in between Move over sonny cause 45's the new 15 OUTRO 45's the new 15 I pa**ed my prostate exam I got a new weedwhacker Tony's on his third marriage 45's the new 15 I got to bed at 9:15 45's the new 15