Purple Love - A Very Special Pirate lyrics

Yeah, they don't take kindly to folk like me I'm a gay man working in the pirate industry I can see them staring at me, it won't take long I'm just an ordinary guy where i don't belong To a gay man, the scenery is quite familiar Close quarters with men, when they're trying to feel ya But if you make any mention, they'll throw you off board They're straight as a sword As a sword Who's the real gay one? I don't know I've been on this ship for a month or so Filled with two thousand crew, and none are girls I bet they're turning to each other for their whirls