Creature funkin', creature funkin Maloke: Have you ever had a human tryin' to take you for a walk? So welcome in the creature shock Ever feel like a dog in the bog even though you're a frog? So make your eyes pop Chorus: Pumpin', pumpin' B.O.G Jumpin', jumpin', Zoology Easy come, easy go Welcome to the freakshow Puck off if you don't really think so Pit: I might as well be explainin you where to go, but ah Bon't you expect me to judge yo indoor - Paranoia I spit spells Formed into rhymes like a Lama that's da story dat tells Maloke: They call M R dot M A L O C K Cause we play in a puckin sandbox All day slimy is the soup that we cook So you can't read about us in zoology books Pit: Yeah books, dat tell all da stories I think your mind was programmed in the laboratory Sorry now it's time for da freak-show feature Now go home to tell your mama or your teacher Maloke: Now ya snuck in the bleachers stuck In the bleachers with two brains stuck At the bottom of the food chain zoology Is just misfit mythology if you wanna learn about it do it properly Pit: Yeah, we be spillin borderline thoughts in a speed that's iller Yeah you heard it we's da party thriller Maloke: Fat bottom us lika a hippopotamus Swamplife we be the amateur zoologists Have you ever had a human try to take you for a walk Ever feel like a dog in the bog even tho yer a frog Chorus: Humpin', pumpin' B.O.G Jumpin', jumpin', Zoology Easy come, easy go Welcome to the freakshow Puck off if you don't really think so Creature funkin', creature funkin' That's right! are you ready? It's the hiphopnotist - come on! HipHopnotist: Mirror Mirror on the walls Who's the Puppetmasta with the biggest balls I'm sellin' HipHopnotist Dolls in Shopping Malls Don't use phones but i'm answering your calls I'm in your brain kicks i leave a bad taste They don't call me HipHopnotist for nothing but they need another Hyperthetically we be prouder My mike's on peak, so you can hear me louder It's getting hot in here, just turn it up, make it leap While I hypnotize the beat, turning up the heat yo Zoologically speakin' I reached the equallibrium Mad ma pucker's be askin where he be from The hiphopnotist I'm just droppin' this The hiphopnotist The hiphopnotist… I'm just rockin' this Maloke: Mr. Malockin I ride a toboggan right into yer noggin' it's true Flippin' the chickens I sicken the figgas who think that we live in a zoo Pit: We's organizin' rhymes like growin da leech-seeda We don't need a leada or animal-feeda Maloke: Mr. Malockin I ride a toboggan right into yer noggin' it's true Flippin' the chickens I sicken the figgas who think that we live in a zoo Pit: We's organizin' rhymes like growin da leech-seeda We don't need a leada or animal-feeda Chorus: Humpin', pumpin' B.O.G Jumpin', jumpin', Zoology Easy come, easy go Welcome to the freakshow Puck off if you don't really think so