Pumpkinhead - The Best lyrics

[Pumpkinhead] This is a Crazy Legs backspin This is comin home drunk from a club, to a back ma**age and aspirin This is Michael Jackson, when he had black skin Singin "ABC" with his brothers, in Quincy Jones mansion This is the best thing since grandma's peach cobbler This is the high you get when you first smoke on some ganja This is the Cosby Show, when every dude wanted to be Theo I had a crush on Denise and Sandra This is my girl, for wantin to be my wife This is track one on Stevie Wonder's "Songs in the Key of Life" This is the first time you heard Lauryn Hill This is the feeling you get when your girl decides not to take that morning after pill This is the best of the best feelings in your chest This is J-Lo's breasts, in that green dress This is the first time I made out This is throwin out all my Gobots when the Transformers came out The best [Hook: various samples scratched] "Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G "I know a FEW understand what I'm talkin about" - Mos Def "Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G "I reminisce" - CL Smooth, "It's all good" - B.I.G "Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G "I'm takin n***as on a trip straight through memory lane" "Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G "I reminisce" - CL Smooth, "on" - "the best" [Pumpkinhead] This is the best, the best feeling you ever had Like 23 years later finally meeting your dad This is that Sunday walk in the park, with a new shorty Lookin for a spot to spark This is a drive on the I-95, in a 65 Chevy Colored red apple candy, doin 80 to Miami Understand me? This is that first sip of brandy At your uncle's wedding when you were young, bet that sh** had you feelin manly This is s**, with a girl from out of town Who broke up with her man that looked better than you but she was on the rebound This is Mike Tyson's Punch-Out outrunnin Pac-Man This is Sourpatch Kids, Lemonheads and Cherry Chans This is that senior trip to the dude ranch This is growin your first plant under that ultraviolet lamp This is makin your first grand off a couple of grams This is San Juan Beach when you first set foot on the sand The best [Hook] [Pumpkinhead] This is Malcolm X standin by the window This is roadtrips for kinfolk bumpin OutKast blowin indo out the window This is your first date, this is Kobe Bryant gettin acquitted for rape This is fishin in the Great Lakes This is the best, this is great This is the best part of the album, this is God's grace This is Amos & Andy, washin that black paint off they face This is the person that caught the Rodney King beating on tape This is channel 5 kung-fu flicks, this is {?} hero combos With two quarter waters and a bag of chips This is that sh**, this is eggs, fish and grits This is cafe con leche that my grandfather sips This is skippin the line at the club cause you on the list This is G.I. Joe QuickKick that come with kung-fu grip This is God, this is earth, and before I'm out this piece Last but not least this is witnessing your child's birth The best [Hook]