Pulp - Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? lyrics

At the bottom of the stairway I turned round as I was ready to leave and said "Oh can I have my balls back, please?" Well they might not mean that much to you But they sure as hell mean so much to me So can I have my balls back, please? Oh can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me? Oh, no no Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh can I have my balls back, please? I can't really be a man Look at me I'm down on my knees Yeah So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he.. Would understand the state I was in He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son But you see the same thing's happened to me." So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more Please Oh can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me? Oh, no no Oh can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? Oh I can't really be a man Look at me I'm down on my knees. Yeah Oh and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this Bring 'em back Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh how am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me? Oh, no no So can I have my balls back, please? Yeah can I have my balls back, please? Oh I can't really be a man Look at me I'm down on my knees Oh and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this Come on Bring 'em back They're no use to you anymore Oh bring them back to me