Pulp - P.t.a. (parent Teacher Association) lyrics

I know i'm getting on And you're so very young But would you like to stay Until next saturday Or sunday? I'll give you your own room It's next door to my room And some time in the night Well, maybe i just might Oh take your clothes off won't you please? You don't have to talk to me Just leave the light on so i can see You've got everything i need Oh yeah You know i can't forget That special night we met At the local p.t.a. When your mother came to say That you'd been taking days off school I turned and looked at you, i said "yes, i understand I'm gonna take this girl in hand." Oh take your clothes off, one two three No you don't have to talk to me Just leave the light on so i can see You've got everything you need Oh yeah Cos i never had a woman before I was too scared to touch the girls in the poly And i don't know what it's like to be young Cos all my life i've been knocking on forty Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah - "so if i, put my hand, on your bosom..." - "yeah?" - "...would that....give you an orgasm? no that's not right But, but if we, if we kissed with tongues..." - haha - "...won't that, wouldn't that make, wouldn't that make you come?" Oh take your clothes off won't you please? No you don't have to talk to me Just leave the light on so i can see You've got everything i need Oh oh oh Just one touch was all it took No you can't learn it from a book Let's go upstairs and have a Look Oh you've got everything i need Oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah