You can count on me to make you feel angry You can count on me to make you feel sad You can count on me never to get you All of those things you never had You can count on him to make you feel awful You can count on him to make you feel cheap You can count on him to never forgive you For what we did last week Whatever You Say Whatever you do Whatever you think Whatever you thought You know it's not you You know it's not true You know it's not you You know it's not him You know you can't win You can count on this to make you feel lonely You can count on this to complicate everything you have You take it with your pride and all you could carry And that's the only thing we could have had You can count on him to make you feel useless You can count on him to plan it all out He'll take a little time Drink a little wine Tell you that it's all fine And then leave you past your prime Whatever you do Whatever you do Watever you think Whatever you thought You know it's not you You know it's not true You know it's not you You know it's not him You know you can't win