Puffball - Doctor Dipstick lyrics

He's the Einstein of engines, he's the wizard of carbs. An overall-clad surgeon and addicted to sauce. His attitude's bad, yeah he's a guy who is wise. But he could lift out a big block with blindfolded eyes. A walking manual. The Doc is the man. He's dipping that stick like a sh** hits the can. If you ask something stupid be prepared for a rant. He'd never miss a chance to make you feel like an ant. No reason for shame cuz there's only one man who knows. Doctor Dipstick's his name and he's the star of the show. A walking manual. The Doc is the man. He's dipping that stick like a sh** hits the can. He jumps into action with a sneer and a wrench. And sorts out the parts on a messy working bench. A man storms in, there's not much time left to the race. But everything's cool, the Doc's on top of the case. A walking manual. The Doc is the man. He's dipping that stick like a sh** hits the can.