Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?" The princess said no, and the prince lived happily ever after. And he rode motorcycles and f**ed skinny, big-titted broads, and hunted and fished whenever the f** he wanted, and went to naked bars, and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan, and snorted c**aine off strippers' a**es, and never heard b**hing, and never paid child support or alimony. And ate pussies and a**-f**ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was f**ing cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up