Puff Daddy - Big Ole Butt lyrics

(feat. Lil' Cease) [Puff Daddy] Uh-huh, uh, yeah What you say? C'mon, yeah Uh-huh... uh Now here's a little story, about a girl, with a Big Ole bu*t A-huh, yeah, I like Big Ole bu*ts, you dig? I was at the Tunnel, sippin on champagne Takin a break, with this honey on my brain Admirin the girls with the diamond earrings Benjamins blastin, doin my thing That's when I seen her, her name was Keisha Ass-wide figure, just had to meet her I said, "How you doin? My name is Puff Don't ask me how I'm livin, cause boo I'm livin plush But then again, I'm livin kind of sneaky Cause my girl don't know that I'm out actin freaky" Hit her with the tch-tch-tch, got the digits Called her on the StarTap, paid her a visit I was spankin her and thankin her, screwin her and doin her Laughin not thinkin bout G's, I just blew in her Playin like a King, on sheets of satin Me and Shorty smack in, her crib in Manhattan She had a big ole booty, like you see in the movies And on top of all that, I think her sister wanted to do me But Keisha was exotic, and Cease my witness She said, "Daddy, when you comin back to hit this?" When I went home, I kissed my girl on the neck On my mind was Keisha and how she stayed wet Sat my girl on the couch, I couldn't hold it in And said to her, with a devilish grin... Keisha's got a big ole bu*t (uh-huh) You know I told you I'd be true (I told you) But Keisha's got a big ole bu*t (that's right) So I'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha) Keisha's got a big ole bu*t (uh-huh) I know I told you I'd be true (I lied baby) But Keisha's got a big ole bu*t (c'mon) So I'm leavin you (yeah, that's right) I went past to Rutgers, about three o'clock I tried to get a cutie, to ride my jock Me and Ma$e, Suburban blastin Cold Dom P, smilin, laughin Freaks all over, the kind I adore I felt like a kid in a candy store That's when I seen her, her name was Kim She had the kind of booty that I'd like to get in I said to Ma$e, "Stop the jeep" She's only seventeen, but yo she's a freak I kicked the ba** like an NFL punter I scooped this beauty, like a big game hunter I said to the girl, "Boo, you look tired Let's go to my crib, and bone by the fire" I put her big booty on the zebraskin rug She gave my balls a kiss, I gave her breasts a hug I said to this girl, "I don't love them hoes! You want to get freaky, let me s** on your toes" I licked and s**ed, she asked me to sing I grabbed a pack of condoms, I pulled out my thing When I was through, she wiped the sweat from my chest When to the kitchen, and fried some chicken breast Keisha busted in, my house while I was eatin You know what I said? Too bad you caught me cheatin, but... Kim's got a big ole bu*t (uh-huh) I know I told you I'd be true (I know I told you) But Kim's got a big ole bu*t (uh-huh) So I'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha) Kim's got a big ole bu*t (yeah, yeah) I know I told you I'd be true (I know what I said, but I lied) But Kim's got a big ole bu*t (uh-huh) So I'm leavin you (that's right) [Lil' Cease] Yo, I went to Justin's for some shrimp and steak Around the time that this waitress was on her break I pulled into the parkin lot and parked my truck n***az playa hate but I ain't give a f** I paid it no attention, and walked inside D-Rock had the nine and he was chillin in the ride I walked in the place, everybody was lookin And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin I sat down to eat, and ordered my food I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude But I'll take you on a platter" She said, "You got a girl," Ceasar said, "It don't matter You look like you're tasty as pipin hot pizza What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that But when you get off work, then goin to snack" She looked at me and said, "You need to stop! Cease where you goin?" "The Marriott" She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see" I pulled out a Benjamin, she looked at me When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat I laid her on the table, and placed my order And pulled out my dick, and bust all on her On and on to the break of dawn All over the restaurant, word is bond Shorty said she comin, I checked my Roley She s**in on my nuts, and she don't even know me I grabbed my pants, just left my main hoe Who did I see, ohh yo... it was Kim She work at Justin's but I kept on bustin Lisa got a big ole bu*t, uhh You know I told you I'd be true But Lisa got a big ole bu*t, uhh So I'm leavin you, what, uhh Lisa got a big ole bu*t I know I told you I'd be true (I'd be true) But Lisa got a big ole bu*t (a big ole bu*t) So I'm leavin you See ya!