Trials and tribulations When I was born the doctor didn't like me He grabbed my ankles Held me like a turkey Dear mummy Why'd you let him hit me This was wrong I knew you didn't love me There is selection Many shapes and sizes Variety Fondling surprises The syllables Trigger happy opposites Encountering those devious devices Satisfying all that you are craving Considering life is now worth saving Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that You'll be sorry you don't love me Something is happening to my body Nature is those little bits and pieces Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that When I was born the doctor didn't like me He grabbed my ankles Held me like a turkey Dear mummy Why'd you let him hit me This was wrong I knew you didn't love me I keep these feelings deep inside my body It's not the union both of us expected Remember daddy When you made him hold me Safe in his arms Then the ba*tard dropped me Ooh, ahh Pretty, pretty baby Pretty baby Baby, baby boo-hoo... Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Considering life is now worth saving Stupid drunk You'll be sorry you don't love me Ooh, ahh Pretty, pretty baby Pretty baby Baby, baby Ooh, ah What a lovely little baby There is selection Many shapes and sizes Variety Fondling surprises The syllables Trigger happy opposites Encountering those devious devices Satisfying all that you are craving Considering life is now worth saving Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Tie me to the length of that Until the end