My toys are broken, I flushed them down the toilet Self seeking? I'm a brat so do my deeds Stick a paperclip into the socket and I'm alive Throw my dinner on the floor and shriek majesty I pissed in the fridge cuz I was tired f** dignity? Now I'm on trial? My allowance unrivaled, I'm just a mighty fright My teddy bear told me to k** last night Do for the crawl as you wouldn't for the tall, and there is nobody in your stall To make a mentor up for someone who will never fall, and there is nobody in your stall Don my cape, I'm a hero? A villain to moms I'm punished? Fine, I'll build a bomb Reach my hand into my diaper and I make a mess Who's the artist with his sh**? Well I confess... Modify my water pistol, fill it with piss He's the serpent boy, the neighbors hissed There is no black or white, it all comes in gray Everything I say is bullsh** anyway. Owwwww...