Psychostick - Jolly Old Sadist lyrics

Santa didn't keep his promise so he's getting his cookies and milk no more All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me And I wanted me a new guitar With EMGs and a whammy bar I don't know why that's so much to ask I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some a** because Santa's a ba*tard 'cause he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas Santa's an a**hole 'cause he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist Santa's all shady 'cause he won't deliver on the things that he promised Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist Lies All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet With a stuardess named Angelina Jolie But Santa has forsaken me And I wanted just like every year A new liver and a truck of beer I've been so nice and real patient too But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because Santa's a ba*tard 'cause he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas Santa's an a**hole 'cause he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist Santa's all shady 'cause he won't deliver on the things that he promised Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist Santa brought A bunch of Socks