Psychostick - Because Boobs lyrics

Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here. Yeah, but your b**bs are down there. b**bs should always be in my face So bring them over to my place Guys know what it's all about Victoria, your secret's out All bras do is get in the way So let your puppies out to play Squish them b**bs all up on me Hell yeah Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly A couple of supple and simple delights can Bring out a smile in every straight man ( And some chicks too.) Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel (mammary glands in demand) Glory to b**bs, fleshy mountains up high They're so wonderful they make me want to cry I wanna grab 'em I wanna shake 'em I wanna nom nom Because b**bs I wanna squeeze 'em I wanna slap em I wanna punch 'em Because b**bs Because b**bs Because b**bidy b**bidy b**bs go bouncy when you dance Worthy of a second glance Shimmy them ladies to and fro My happiness begins to grow If I had a room full of b**bs That would be my favorite room If you think your b**bs just get in the way You are wrong, b**bs are great Men with b**bs I do not like Put on a shirt and take a hike Chicks with b**bs are really cool Especially when they're in a pool A's B's C's are all okay As long as they never go away Consensual s** is alright with me I really like your b**bs Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly A couple of supple and simple delights can Bring out a smile in every straight man ( Unless you're an a**-guy.) Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel (mammary glands in demand) Thy b**bs be done 'cause they're funbags of fun A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun I wanna grab 'em I wanna shake 'em I wanna nom nom Because b**bs I wanna squeeze 'em I wanna slap em I wanna punch 'em Because b**bs Because b**bs Because Because b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**bity b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**bity b**b b**b b**b Now we all know where this song's about to go Start your engines 'cause it's time to motorboat Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away If you did, then I wouldn't see your b**bs Aww... Come on! Bring 'em back. b**bs. Yeah There's your b**bs There they are Hell yeah b**bs