I wish I had a taco With plenty of hot sauce But all that I've got is a Box of crackers I wish I had a pizza With mushrooms and sausage But all that I've got is a Jar of mayonnaise The fridge is so empty Good food is so tempting I've got three more days Till I get paid Take away my suffering I can't go on with things this way There's only so much that I can take Of eating ramen noodles I wish I had a waffle All yummy and covered with syrup and bu*ter and Fresh strawberries I wish I had an omelette The kind that you stop Just to get at IHOP with some Hash browns and coffee The fridge is so empty Good food is so tempting I've got two more days Till I get paid Take away my suffering I can't go on with things this way There's only so much that I can take Of eating dry Cheerios Okay there's gotta be something to eat here. Let's see. A bag of spaghetti, no tomato sauce. A box of taco shells, no ground beef. A box of baking soda. I cannot eat that. Or can I? Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch I'll pay you back on Friday Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch I'll pay you back real soon I wish I had some ice cream With plenty of chocolate syrup on top of it Maybe whipped cream Oh man, that sounds so good right now.