For all you out there Who are dirty and weary For all those out there Smelling stinky and sour For all you out there Who are in need of cleansing I hope you're prepared 'Cause it's time... to shower Take off your clothes Pick up the soap Get in the tub Turn on the water and check on the temperature Curtain facade Pull on the knob Water on face This is the place to be Time to get nice and clean Shower Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing k**ing bacteria build-up on your body Leaving you smelling great increasing your odds that Night of getting laid When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing Having a blast with the water that you're flinging Making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long The water's warm and so inviting and it's Cold outside I want to stay in here forever where the Steam doth rise (Shower) Better wash behind your ears (Shower) Better get between your toes (Shower) Don't forget your belly bu*ton It's shower time you b**hes (Shower) Do your best to get your back (Shower) Let the soap run down your crack (Shower) Private parts need your attention It's shower time you b**hes Get everywhere Shampoo your hair Rinse it all out Cleaning is done today Time to procrastinate Stay in the shower Another half hour Hot water hog Pounding on door beings Time for the fun to end Shower Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing k**ing bacteria build-up on your body Leaving you smelling great increasing your odds that Night of getting laid When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing Having a blast with the water that you're flinging Making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long The water's warm and so inviting and it's Cold outside I want to stay in here forever where the Steam doth rise (Shower) Better wash behind your ears (Shower) Better get between your toes (Shower) Don't forget your belly bu*ton It's shower time you b**hes (Shower) Do your best to get your back (Shower) Let the soap run down your crack (Shower) Private parts need your attention It's shower time you b**hes Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub Hey, hurry up in there! I've gotta go number two!