I'm being watched by a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I saw his beak he made a smirk Then he dunked his head to lurk And turned my blood to ice within my veins I would migrate north if you could guarentee That there are no ducks in the Artic sea Their waddling gives me anxiety Whenever they're following me I'm afraid of a duck ('cuz they have creepy feet) (And their razor sharp beak) (They have beady black eyes) (And they're staring at me! ) You dirty cloca go back to your flock of Paddling revolting floating freeloading POULTRY! Here they come I think I'm marked Every time I'm at the park A miscreation comes to steal my bread Drop your things and run for the car 'Cause if you don't make it that far They'll feast on your fallen corpse instead There is nothing more fowl than a Drake on a lake Staring me down until I finally break A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack And I don't have the strength to fight back I'm afraid of a DUCK! (They would k** you for your bread) (Then eat your liver instead) (I'm not overreacting) (Stop laughing at me! ) You think that it's funny? Just wait till they're coming! Don't you know birds of a feather murder together? He's watching me! (They're after me! ) SHH! I'm afraid of that duck I'm afraid of that other duck I'm afraid of the flock And all my friends think I should see a QUACK! But I'm not cool with that Claming ducks are all innocent. they're not! I'm not crazy you see Look they hunt in a flying V And it's pointed at me My worst nightmade descends upon oh God!