Psychostick - Fight To The d**h lyrics

"Man, I am stuffed! Does anyone want this last piece of pizza?" "I do" "I'll have it" "I called it" (all at once) I'm sure there's an adult way we can handle this" "I'll f**ing k** you! Fight to the d**h for the last slice of pizza You gotta want it more than him Fight to the d**h for the last pizza slice It's time to make your stand You gotta punch him in the face Then he punches you in the face back Then you punch him in the face once again And it makes him madder and he punches You in the face back And you punch him in the face, yet again Then you punch each other continuously! Look at this guy! He thinks he knows karate! But he DOESN'T...know karate You gotta put him in his place with your fist Or maybe a kick in the dick YEAH! And maybe stomp his ribs and liver...OH fu*k! That totally backfired! Now he's comin' for you Whatcha gonna do and somethin' other funny thing It's gone down to the ground like UFC But it's really pretty damn boring They're just lying there holding each other It's technical but not exciting to watch Punch! Knee strike! Jab! Kidney punch! Eye gouge! Wet willy! Elbow drop! Potato chips And they're up and moving again Now it's exciting again What is he gonna do next? He's gonna play a GUITAR SOLO! Holy sh**! He's got a pointy stick! He's gonna try to stab you with... The pointy stick! Don't take that sh**! You gotta form a defense The only option now left is to hit him with a TRUCK "Those guys are idiots! Hey Rawb, grab me a beer." "Mmmm...yeah...This is the last one." Fight to the d**h for the last can of beer! "Hey, we only have one more roll of toilet paper" For the last toilet paper! "Who left a dish in the sink!" Fight to the d**h...Cause a dish in the sink! "I'm not getting the mail! It's your turn to get the f**ing mail!" Fight to the d**h...To see who gets the mail "Hey you don't get to fight Alex. I'm the only one around here that gets to fight Alex" Fight to the d**h...To see who gets to fight ALEX to the DEATH! Fight to the d**h! Fight to the d**h over various stuff!