Psychostick - Bruce Campbell lyrics

Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career Hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere Bruce Campbell! Bruce Campbell! We're gonna be best friends! Gonna come to your house and watch Hercules From season one till the end I'll hand you everything I own And you'll sign it all for me! Then we'll start rehearsing for Cave Alien 3 Bruce Lorne Campbell should be offered every lead! Imagine him as Spider-Man, a finer choice indeed Casablanca could've been improved if Campbell would've said, "Here's looking at you...you primitive screwhead!" Bruce Campbell! Bruce Campbell! Dert dert da dert dert dert Gonna come to your house And put Xena and not sleep until it's done I got the whole boxset for Briscoe County, too I love you and to prove it's true I'm gonna play a kazoo Bruce Ash Campbell is a truly stellar man He bravely fought the Deadites But a chainsaw took his hand Coincidentally, I have one I barely ever use I'll saw it off and ship it to the charming, handsome Bruce Bruce Campbell! Bruce Campbell! I need the measurements for your chin! Gonna make me a jawbone implant And I'm gonna be your twin Then I'll get me a tattoo of your face And put it right on my....face Then we'll fly into outer space and.... Hey Bruce, where are you going? Bruce Campbell (gonna find you!) You can't hide from me! I found your house on Google Maps And just watched you go pee! When I find you, I'm gonna clone you Take your DNA against your will I'll make 8,000 Bruce Campbells To build a Bruce Campbellville Bruce-Campbell-ville! Bruce!