[Verse 1] The kids are all the same I wish I wasn't so lame And all the girls were game with their fancy charades I wish there was a way [Verse 2] I think I'd better not Give it another shot And all the girls were game with their fancy charades I wish there was a way [Verse 3] Now gone, you with your hand Down, had a lesson learned [?] All of the people and me were to perfect to be We need a trage- [dope guitar solo] [Verse 4] The kids are all the same I wish I wasn't so lame And all the girls were game with their fancy charades I wish there was a way [Verse 5] I think I'd better not (not) Give it another shot (shot) I think I'd better not (not) Oh no! [Outro] Now gone, you with your hand Down, had a lesson learned [?] All of the people and me were to perfect to be We need a tragedy