Propagandhi - Lower Order (A Good Laugh) lyrics

My first hunting trip was quite eventful I must've been about 5 or 6 An essential rite of pa**age For those consigned here with a dick Shot size 5 was recommended for A clean efficient k** They laughed as I cried And stroked his blood-soaked iridescent quills Don't recall just how I got there To the hatchery I mean Stumbled through the bush on a field trip And there it stood in front of me I stooped down upon the concrete pad To verify what I was seeing The aftermath of stomping boots Upon hundreds of tiny, helpless beings Hello despair and booze-fueled rage How do you do, my gilded cage? Stupid chick on the conveyor belt Staring at her severed foot Stupid pig despairing at the sight Of his companion on a hook You ever see that stupid cow chasing the truck That drove off with her calf? Stupid lower order always good for a good laugh Debarked Declawed Defanged Dehorned Wings clipped Toes cut Branded Teeth pulled Farewell despair and booze-fueled rage How do you do, soon-to-be-emptied cage?