Promise NYC - The Real Slim Shady (Freestyle) lyrics

[Intro] Ya'll act like you never seen a blue person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, (mumbling...) Promise NYC. That's all I'm like, ya know what I mean? Something to do for the evening [Verse 1] Listening to your music, smellin' a fart Two similar situations, I can't tell em' apart My rhymes naturally just flow through Ask me can I coach you? Take it easy? That's exactly what I won't do I'm raw, I don't even get the track beat on the Pro Tools And you be spitting bullsh** like you actually supposed to I'm a true genius. Ya'll don't know? Yeah man, I'm like the new Leonardo Not the blue Ninja Turtle I mean the dude you can view at an art show I mean Da Vinci and them other guys Hottest of the century, try and convince me otherwise You know it's all over when I get my mind flowin' Real relaxed, I be rapping with a calm knowin' You mad girls come at proms with their thongs showin' You post at the Rondo Inn, stop the (?) I had your mom blowing while you out lawn mowin' Brain so crazy, sh** could tell us where Lebron goin' Damn, what can they do with this? I knocked this one out the park, Babe Ruth in this Murder One-Eight-Seven, Dre, Snoop in this Labels don't foop with this? Ayy, that's they stupidness But the game need a fresh new taste And I'm looking like a big tube of Crest Toothpaste I could k** a cent, get it clean Cuz I'm all that and a twisted green vanilla mint Listerine Yeah. Promise NYC!