Professor Green - Record Collection 2012 lyrics

[Intro: Wiley] A-listed, A-listed [Verse 1: Pharrell] If I described it to you, you wouldn't believe us (somethin') n***as, they're just set to arenas (somethin') When we land, got bad b**hes to greet us SUVs, windows, need some reefers Two identical trucks for my peoples Chair of the network, fend the leaders Monkeys looking at my ring, they wanna swing But the ape behind me keep in mind got arms And he ain't gon' let me scuff my LeBrons n***a, the king can't talk to the pawns Even when we making the score, ask Hans Only the Queen can interpret my yawns Sometimes we wake up feeling like Johns Make it up by buying her wristwatches That are fly, same price as helicopters But you can't buy time, that's obnoxious [Verse 2: Mark Ronson] I take too long to answer telephones I take too long to type my name and record messages But my handwriting is excellent In fact it's second to none, none I drive round cities in a chariot I get preferential treatment at the Mariot But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes [Hook: MNDR] I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah, ah I only want to be in your record collection, woah, ah And I'll do anything it takes just to get there [Verse 3: Professor Green] I introduced myself as a courtesy See everybody knows my name Dropped out of school, never went to university Can't even count all the dough I make But nowadays when I'm out of raves It's not "will I pull?" it's "which one will I want to take home, home?" Women have been around me since they heard of me In the beginning wanna flirt with me, they wanna murder me Cause they want me to stick with em But I ain't with em long enough for anniversaries But when I'm sat in my flat with a bottle of Jack On my jacks I still feel alone, oh [Verse 4: Mark Ronson] My brain is buzzing and the room is strange Like the scene in trading places at the stock exchange I made a million overnight in '87 Now I'm living in my parking space parking space My teeth are bright and my hair is clean I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen But in the rain we all look wet And in the snow we all look cold [Hook: MNDR] [Verse 5: Wiley] Disgusted by the flashiness, I think I'm a don They think I'm an actor but I catch this My two needs are a pillow and a mattress Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress Give me a mil, I'll do a DJ set I pull spikey with the green like a cactus Showoff, ego's high, you can't match this Chauvinistic pig, money man tactic [Verse 6: Wretch 32] Look, the hardest thing's when you're not getting played Thinking "it's now or never" Stood in the stadium watching the game Amazed that was me Yep, Mr. Wretch, tryna get off of the bench Yeah, I've got sk**s, I can rock with the best One mic, and then I'll get the team on-site I said I'll only need one strike And yeah, did I take a Track to top 5, but we didn't celebrate it, why? Cause I'm not on a hat trick Whole world turned but I didn't do a backflip, I'm Nowhere where I need to be I've got a lazy flow, come and sleep with me I'm wide awake But when I'm on-stage it seems like a dream to me [Hook: MNDR]