[Hook: Prof] I'm the president, I do my thing I run this city, I'm the f**ing king (Gampo!) Yeah, I bring 'em out I parties like a motherf**er, help me out [Verse 1: Prof] Yep! Two houses on the south side I bought land motherf**er, meet me outside I cross the globe slow like a tornado f**in' with the P.R.O.F is so past your honor roll, listen Look at this, another party sold out (Every day!) I made a movement in the Norsk, it's the cold south (Every day!) This Ric Flair, it has got me on the swole I'm a catch a million, I'm a buy a boat! Who parks like me? k** the club dead Who f**s like me? I break the f**ing bed Hustled up some bootstraps, son, I tightened my belt It runs in my city, so I signed myself I'm a thoroughbred, powderhorn is in my nuts I keep two of 'em, in case some b**hes wanna f** (Always!) People ask if I'm the best as if that is a question If you're thinkin' that you could be even with me, I'd find that quite offensive [Hook x2] [Verse 2: Prof] Back to the fast side from a crack pipe, and I guess my place is sick Waitresses, put 'em all together 'till their faces kiss, basic sh**! These rappers shows is so bogus, oh no, what a race this is So sue me, Suzy, sprayin' Uzi, and a path to the plaintiff sits These Whiskey muscles got me on the plump Today I'm 'bout to ride an elephant around the south side, eat some p**y for lunch Because this Ric Flair got me on the swole I'm a catch a million, I'm a buy a boat! f**in' rappers, they all dog sh** They can get on they knees, I need my balls licked I need the rip fast, whiplash, homeboy Get cash on toys, piss test, NO! Point blank is a remainder, wildest MC in the state Catch a quick buzz and I lift up shot for shot, try to keep pace Put it all together and you'll never find another rapper that'll do a show like me I do what I want whenever I feel, work in the white house, I don't even show ID! [Hook x2]