Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve (Our special presentation will start shortly) Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores (But first a message from our sponsors) Uh, yeah Uh Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen ("What hotel number is she in?") Boys and motherf**in' girls ("319, 319" "Cool") This is your captain with no name speakin' And I'm here 2 rock your world With a tale that will soon be cla**ic About a woman U already know No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain p**y Control (Are U ready?) Aaah, p**y Control, oh Aaah, p**y Control, oh Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books 4 the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat 4 some clothes and her rep With her chin up, she scolded "All y'all's molded When I'm rich, on your neck I will step" And step she did 2 the straight A's Then college, the master degree She hired the heifers that jumped her And made everyone of them work 4 free? No! Why? So what if my sisters are triflin'? They just don't know She said "Mama didn't tell'em what she told me 'Girl, U need p**y Control'" (Are U ready?) Aaah, p**y Control, oh Aaah, p**y Control, oh Verse 2 p**y got bank in her pockets Before she got dick in her drawers If brother didn't have good and plenty of his own In love p**y never did fall And this fool named Trick wanna stick her Uh, talkin' more Schick than a Bic 'Bout how he gonna make p**y a star If she come and sing a lick on his hit p**y said "n***a, U crazy if U don't know Every woman in the world ain't a freak U can go platinum 4 times Still couldn't make what I make in a week So push up on somebody wanna hear that Cuz this somebody here don't wanna know Boy, U better act like U understand When U roll with p**y Control" (Are U ready?) Aaah, p**y Control, oh Aaah, p**y Control, oh Breakdown (Are U ready 4 the best p**y U ever felt?) [x2] With one more verse 2 the story I need another piece of your ear I wanna hip U all 2 the reason I'm known as the player of the year Cuz I met this girl named p**y At the Club International Balls She was rollin' 4-deep 3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin' her haul I pulled up right beside her And my electric top went down I said "Motherf**er, I know your reputation And I'm astounded that U're here I fear U're lonely and U want 2 know A 12 o'clock straight up n***a That don't give a sh** that U're p**y Control Well I'm that n***a, at least I wanna be But it's gonna be hard as hell 2 keep my mind off a body That would make every rich man Want 2 sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!) Can I tell U what I'm thinkin' that U already know? U need a motherf**er that respects your name" Now say it, p**y Control (Are U ready?) Aaah, p**y Control, oh Aaah, p**y Control, oh And the moral of this motherf**er is Ladies, make'em act like they know U are, was, and always will be p**y Control (Are U ready?) Peace and be wild (Aaah, p**y Control) Say what, huh? (Oh) Oh no, don't U think about callin' her a ho (Are U ready?) U juvenile delinquent Best sit your a** down Talkin' about p**y Control Huh, can U dig it? Aaah, p**y Control (Are U ready?) Oh (Are U ready?) Aaah, p**y Control (Are U ready?) Oh (Are U ready?)