"look at the bargains over here, ladies..." If i was your girlfriend Would u remember 2 tell me all the things u forgot When i was your man? Hey, when i was your man If i was your best friend Would u let me take care of u and do all the things That only a best friend can Only best friends can If i was your girlfriend If i was your girlfriend If i was your girlfriend Would u let me dress u I mean, help u pick out your clothes Before we go out Not that you're helpless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein' in love's about If i was your one and only friend Would u run 2 me if somebody hurt u Even if that somebody was me? Sometimes i trip on how happy we could be Please If i was your girlfriend If i was your girlfriend Would u let me wash your hair Could i make u breakfast sometime Or then, could we just hang out, i mean Could we go 2 a movie and cry together Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine If i was your girlfriend Baby can i dress u I mean, help u pick out your clothes Before we go out (if i was your girlfriend) Listen girl, i ain't sayin you're helpless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein' in love's about (sugar) Sugar do u know what i'm saying 2 u this evening? (sugar) Maybe u think i'm being A little self-centered (if i was your girlfriend) But i, i said i want 2 be (sugar) All of the things u are 2 me (sugar) Surely, surely u can see (if i was your girlfriend) {{title repeated in background}} Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room Just because u wanna undress? I mean, we don't have 2 make children 2 make love And then, we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm Your body's what i'm all about Can i see u? I'll show u Why not? U can think it's because i'm your friend i'll do it 4 u Of course i'll undress in front of u! And when i'm naked, what shall i do? How can i make u see that it's cool? Can't u just trust me? If i was your girlfriend u could Oh, yeah, i think so Listen, 4 u naked i would dance a ballet Would that get u off? Then tell me what will! If i was your girlfriend, would u tell me? Would u let me see u naked then? Would u let me give u a bath? Would u let me tickle u so hard u'd laugh and laugh And would u, would u let me kiss u there You know down there where it counts I'll do it so good i swear i'll drink every ounce And then i'll hold u tight and hold u long And together we'll stare into silence And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like Yeah, we'll try...