Does anybody know you're here? This house of ill-repute (ooohh honey i'm scared of u) Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears I guess this is what u get 4 being cute (cute, cute) Soaked in banana cologne No wonder you're all alone It's written all over your face You're just-a rock hard in a funky place Rock hard in a funky place Here comes a lady so u cover up She's a freaked out, Funky electric mama with double cups Say u, u could cop if u wanted 2 Because something near your leg Is haunting u, such a disgrace U're rock hard in a funky place, ow! Rock hard in a funky place U was workin' on the line U could drop on her But u couldn't concentrate When your dick saw her Maybe if u cop a nut in the car (maybe if u cop a nut in the car) Maybe u could think About playing guitar (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) Oh yeah Rock hard in a funky place All you're looking 4 is love Or a reason 2 believe there's a god above Pretty soon you'll get enough And head back 2 a life so tough I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste I'm just-a rock hard in a funky place Rock hard in a funky place Say it Rock hard in a funky place Rock hard in a funky place Oohh u rock hard in a funky place U rock hard in a funky place Say it, y'all (rock, rock) What? (rock, rock, rock, rock) We gotta go, y'all Tune in next week (rock, rock) Same time (rock, rock) Same boogie (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock hard) Oohhh yeah (rock, rock, rock, rock) We will rock, y'all (rock, rock) But until then keep your finger on the trigger That's the only way it'll get bigger (what kind of f** ending was that?)