(Talkin): We can do it Microsoft 'cause I got dat hard drive You turn me on and Get computer lovin all nite Girl I met you online Now you on my laptop Call ya boy a Magnet 'cause I got a bottom on my laptop (Verse 1): Slick Em You know what Im looking for To make me beg for more, Make me say words I never said before Like a Libra I could teach her how to blow things like, Hurricane Rita Or what about a Cancer romance her, or dance her Sending me pictures all up in my camera Aint shy like a Leo But got stamina like a Taurus, I cant handle her Something thats down to earth, like a Capricorn PrettyRicky dot com Just hit me on my phone 'cause da Gemini is da bomb; they give thunder like a tropical storm No lie Im searching for da freakiest freaks freaks of all freaks Scorpios, Virgos, Aries; I gots to keep her (Chorus): Im searching for my zodiac sign Im on da chat line, and s** is on my mind While Im searching for her on E-Bay EBay Im searching for my zodiac sign Im on da chat line, and s** is on my mind While Im searching for her on E-Bay E-Bay (Verse 2): Spectacular Capricorns and Aries So juicy Like chocolate covered cherries Brazilian wax on dat monkey; never hairy Make her hit a high note like Mary J Bli Im freak and dont know why Clothes off and hails always shy Take da saddle off dis horse, jump on top and baby ride September; Im a Virgo just in case you dont know Play you like Nintendo Baby Im a nympho (Verse 3): Baby Blue Im looking for a zodiac lover Cool dats s**y under cover (cover) Love to take naughty pictures and den send em to me by E-Bay Im Baby Blue Whoa! Lick high, lick em low Super freaky Leo Hit em den Im gone Lovin all nite to a Pretty Ricky song Love dem Capricorns, 'cause dey stay so horny Sex in da morning, s** in da evening, all nite long and long and long we bonin And I love dem Virgos 'cause dey keep it on da down low So I might go on da down low if she keep it on da down low You already know Lets go (Chorus) (Verse 4): Pleasure E-Bay Im searching for a zodiac freak, she aint even gotta be my main lady Im lookin for a Pisces girl; 'cause da Pisces girls are so freaky I think I need a Capricorn; 'cause da Capricorns never tease me Im lookin for a zodiac freak; a zodiac freak (Chorus till the end)