Poxy Boggards - Tender Love Ballad lyrics

I met a young la** and I wrote her a song. The words were sentimental and it didn't take too long. 'Twas rhyme and 'twas verse and a song note or two, I quickly composed for this young la** to woo. Chorus: Oh, please have intercourse with me! Oh, please have intercourse with me-e-e! Mine's a love that never wavers When you do me s**ual favors! Oh please, please, please, please, please, please! I tuned up me lute and was off to find me la**. This rare opportunity, I couldn't let it pa**. Right 'neath her window sill, I prepared me song to sing, And with a hopeful heart I let the first course ring. Chorus I played the last chord and my heart to flutter started. I looked up to see me true love as the window curtains parted, But the vision that I saw was both frightening and bad. Silhouetted in her window was the shadow of her dad! (Scream!) Chorus Well, I looked at him and I knew that I was dead, And with a measured rage, these are the words to me he said, "Whatever you intended for my daughter true, I swear by her maidenhead I will do to you!" Chorus Well, it goes without saying I took off with great surprise, For the last thing that I wanted was my bottom sodomized. How could such good intentions be turned upon their ear? This lovely la**ie's father coveting my rear! (That a**hole!) Chorus Oh, please have intercourse with me! (I really mean it!) Oh, please have intercourse with me-e-e! (Look at me, I'm desperate.) Mine's a love that never wavers When you do me s**ual favors! Oh please, please, please, please, please, please!