Poxy Boggards - Inbred Local lyrics

I'm an inbred local And I got no brain to speak of And my furrowed brow gets deeper every day. My education's spotty, just this side of nonexistent 'Cuz knowin' things just might get in the way Well, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes today. Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they? Well, the neighbours they all think I'm dumb 'Cuz I don't have opposin' thumbs And I can not pick up the telephone. I often sit at home and cry. My cousin uncle tells me why. Says it's due to lack of chromosomes. Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes today. Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they? Oh well, my cousin-uncle-nephew told my sister-aunt Louise That my cousin-father-grandpa has got triple-jointed knees. My sister-cousin twice removed raised a flipper in despair And my darlin' niece and charmin' wife just spits up clumps o' hair. And as I sit and wonder you know that I've got to think That our gene pool's about as big as a kitchen sink. And I don't care what people say. I'm quite content to be this way. And to my close-knit kin I raise this toast: Scripture verse and Bible song Prove out my theory right along - Just look at the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost. Oh God, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes today. Oh, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they? (One more time around the family tree, boys!) I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes today. Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chromosomes. I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they? (Yee-hah!) (Whoo!) (More chromo DNA, huh-huh.) *neigh*