[Verse:] Hashtag, hashtag Alarm on the celly What's the time of day Still hungover Last night went hella late Check my IG and twitter then I hit the vape That's how I start my day Hashtag wake and bake Woke up too late and I missed my flight Packed a fat bowl but I couldn't find a light This girl in my bed looked way better last night I just can't win Hashtag f*ck my life She had my drunk No a** but booty shakin Mixed drinks; the alcohol can't even taste it Becky taking shots, she don't want a chase it Hashtag white girl wasted Smile on your face walking around talking sh** You gotta be a female to be acting like a b**h F*ck you, your fam, and your whole dam clique p**y down slow Hashtag eat a dick Clash of clans, my village gotta make it greater Pacman to Call of Duty been a player NBA Live I'm always gonna pick the Lakers Wanna play online Hashtag I'm a gamer We roll into the buffet and she snacking on some chips She's 300 pounds and only 5'6” I focus on the positive, those dick s**ing lips Hashtag that's a big f*ckin b**h Stop using so many hashtags like you're obsessed Is it bad that I wanna post a tweet just full of hashtags? Like me too [Girls talking over each other] Baby doing down bong hits and smoking tricks Baby got back, s**y lips and looking thick You got the munchies? She can cook and she can roll a splint She loves to get high Hashtag stoner b**h I try to get along and treat people right I need to spread peace or I can't sleep at night I don't like to fight but I'll fight for my rights It's the way I've always been Hashtag hippie life She's feeling me, she loves the way I treat women I'm Michael Jordan and she wants to be my Scottie Pippin Fat guy game never gonna catch me slippin Hashtag big pimpin This kid rolled up with the blunt I took a puff I didn't catch a bus and it tasted super punk He tried to sell me a bag and he wanted fifty bucks Good luck with that Hashtag your weed s**s! Hashtag nailed it Hashtag swish Hashtag for the win! Hashtag so no one told you life was gonna be this way Hashtag [clap clap clap] Hashtag throwback Thursday