Pope Francis I - En-sick-lical lyrics

[verse 1: Pope Francis] Let me see, let me see, how should I begin Bless me Mother Earth for I have sinned It's been 2000 years since my last confession God hears us when we refuse to question Am I rich ‘cause I'm smart and handsome? Or did I sell the future from out my grandsons? Now I'm wise to your ridiculous math trick Is climate changing? Is the Pope Catholic? I know about the cash that you're all after A fracked up sinkhole is no natural disaster Greed is an inquisition on all of creation Spiritual slaves callin' ourselves free agents Cynical about my Encyclical? I'm lovin' it No government can overcome our covenant You never knew the Pope rhymed so well And all you deniers? I'll see you in Congress